So Yesterday was my nephew Davey's birthday. So in the morning while I was waiting for church to start, me and Megan were texting him to wish him a happy birthday. While I was texting him, I remembered that we had a visiting teaching workshop that night and I was wondering if my roommate was going to be home in time to make it. So i sent the text...
"Hey are you gonna be back in time for the visiting teaching thing tonight?"
About 2 seconds later, Davey replied,
"What thing?"
I was so embarrassed. Obviously he wouldn't be able to make that meeting considering he lives in Texas.. and he's a boy and all. Anyways, it was just really really funny to me that I had sent it to the wrong person. Probably because it was the latest in a long line of me sending the wrong messages to the wrong people. Always makes for a funny moment.
Monday, November 23, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
So tired....
So I used to be a grandma and would go to sleep every night at 10:30. And my life was great.
Then, we started all the stoopin' and now I never want to go to bed because all my friends are having fun without me. So for about the past 6 nights in a row, I've gone to bed in the wee hours of the morning. Last night was especially good when I went to bed a little after 2. When my alarm went off at 7 this morning, I was SUPER DOOPER sad. I am always so tired now.
Maybe I should go back to being a grandma.. I think it was a better time for me.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Jake Day
The stages of Jake Day... in the Words of Jake....
Stage 2: I will allow you to hold me as long as you continue to feed me this sucker.
Stage 3: Please get rid of the chicken noodle gerber dinner and bring back my sucker.
Stage 4: It is slightly better to be outside with the crazy girls that inside with the crazy girls.
Stage 5: Somehow this monster is funner to be with than Maggie.
Stage 6: Maybe if I take a nap, I'll wake up and realize being snatched away from my mother was all just a bad dream.
Stage 7: I woke up and realized it wasn't a nightmare, it was reality. I can't even bare to look at them.
Stage 8: First kidnapping, now she covers me with these giant glasses. Where's CPS when you need them?
Stage 9: Please let me out, Please let me out!!
Stage 10: This girl is so dumb. I learned that if I smile at her, she will spend about an hour trying to get 5 drops of water out of the very bottom of a water-bottle using nothing but a straw.
Stage 1: You took me away from my mother and I will kill you.
Stage 2: I will allow you to hold me as long as you continue to feed me this sucker.
Stage 3: Please get rid of the chicken noodle gerber dinner and bring back my sucker.
Stage 4: It is slightly better to be outside with the crazy girls that inside with the crazy girls.
Stage 5: Somehow this monster is funner to be with than Maggie.
Stage 6: Maybe if I take a nap, I'll wake up and realize being snatched away from my mother was all just a bad dream.
Stage 7: I woke up and realized it wasn't a nightmare, it was reality. I can't even bare to look at them.
Stage 8: First kidnapping, now she covers me with these giant glasses. Where's CPS when you need them?
Stage 9: Please let me out, Please let me out!!
Stage 10: This girl is so dumb. I learned that if I smile at her, she will spend about an hour trying to get 5 drops of water out of the very bottom of a water-bottle using nothing but a straw.
Stage 11: If they won't let me go, I'll drive myself. Momma, I'm coming home!!!
In all seriousness, Jake was really good all day. And although it was a little chilly between us at the beginning, he warmed up quickly and we had a ton of fun. I'm so glad I got to play hookie for the day and spend it with baby Jake. He is just the cutest and the funnest and I wished I could play with him more often. Thanks for letting me keep him Cathy!!!
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Karyn the Bellydancer
So yesterday My roommate Karyn and I were texting Megan and decided to mess around with her a little. See, it was this boy Alex's birthday yesterday, and we told Megan that Karyn was doing a belly-dance in full costume as his present. And I didn't think she would, but Megan completely believed us. So we kept it going for a while and it just kept getting funnier and funnier. We started telling Megan stupid things like, "Karyn was doing a turn and some beads fell off of her costume." And everytime I texted ehr something dumber than the last time, I was just sure she was going to realize it wasn't true. But every single time she believed me.
So as this went on, I knew that Megan would call me when she got out of her class, cause she always does. So I told Karyn it would be funny if we had some Indian music playing in the background when Megan called me. Of course Karyn jumps up and goes, "Hey, I have some music that would be perfect!!" So right as we found the song and played it, Megan called. As soon as she heard the music she just believed everything I had told her. She told me to make sure that Karyn danced for a few more songs so that she could drive home and see. I was dying laughing.
As Karyn and I waited for Megan to come home, this boy Alex showed up at my apartment. So obviously, I told him everything that I had told Megan. So when Megan got home, he totally played into and made Megan believe everything we had told her for the longest time. Finally I was laughing so hard that I finally had to tell her that it was all a lie and we just randomly made it up.
So anyway, that was my random fun for yesterday... Maybe today I'll play a little trick on Liz.....
So as this went on, I knew that Megan would call me when she got out of her class, cause she always does. So I told Karyn it would be funny if we had some Indian music playing in the background when Megan called me. Of course Karyn jumps up and goes, "Hey, I have some music that would be perfect!!" So right as we found the song and played it, Megan called. As soon as she heard the music she just believed everything I had told her. She told me to make sure that Karyn danced for a few more songs so that she could drive home and see. I was dying laughing.
As Karyn and I waited for Megan to come home, this boy Alex showed up at my apartment. So obviously, I told him everything that I had told Megan. So when Megan got home, he totally played into and made Megan believe everything we had told her for the longest time. Finally I was laughing so hard that I finally had to tell her that it was all a lie and we just randomly made it up.
So anyway, that was my random fun for yesterday... Maybe today I'll play a little trick on Liz.....
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